"TRUE BLUE"

[tournamentJESUS]

if you want to be on the triumphant end of battle, join "true blue" forces. we wage war against all tanks which exhibit provocative behavior on the field and no acts of aggression from the enemy go unpunished. one rebellious rag-tag group of disorderly bandits known as the "art of watching rainfall dominate" clan has already been turned into a figure of fun and amusement when they chose to operate on "true blue" territory. other opponents who vocally express their belligerence have also been disarmed and forced into inaction.

the party uniform of "true blue" comrades consists of leather boots, cuban styled military caps, and decorated jackets designed for durability and war. the opposition has tried on many occasions to fracture the unity of "true blue" forces, but it's the prestigious emblems on our jackets that serve as a symbol of our organization, indomitable spirit, and inability to falter in even the most adverse situations. the hierarchy of our ranks stands as follows:

eternal leader: Supreme Commander
superior officer: Skullcruncher
2nd in command: SimplyElite
troop: all soldiers who play as blue and are capable of demonstrating valor, an obligation for duty and a will to fight.

these are the ideals that have forged our unity in battle and allowed us to maintain an empire that encompasses the entire field. but, making the proclamation "i fight!" is not enough! the very nature of the party itself is such that success can only be achieved when all recruits subordinate themselves under the holy leadership of Supreme Commander who stands as an erect pillar of strength and guidance. the noble act of sacrificing one's individuality, and, with the most firm certitude, allowing the divine enlightenment of the eternal leader to lead all "true blue" comrades in the direction of victory with the assurance of a sleepwalker is an honor which only the most courageous of soldiers can live up to!

[iwasperdition]

eat shit
-the rest of the colors

[cujo]

[silent]

[tournamentJESUS]

[cujo]

[goober]

I swear picta has some sort of social cognitive impairment. Moreso then other people on this forum.

[tournamentJESUS]

I swear picta has some sort of social cognitive impairment. Moreso then other people on this forum.

i think your lack of an adequate IQ prevents you from comprehending exactly what is going on in here.

not to mention you're just another buffoon who tries his best in order to fit in with the rest of the mundane socialites who make up the 97.3% of the audience on this forum

same goes for the rabid dog who was neutralized many months ago.

[shermanfrombf]

I am so embarrassed to be blue right now

[tournamentJESUS]

you should be. only the strongest elements of the struggle qualify to call themselves "true blue" comrades. you, my friend, are not one them.

[shermanfrombf]

what happened to all that praising divine retribution when nobody knew who I was and all those cemented bulletin board posts about how exceptional a blue player I am to your "ture blue forces" bullshit. you're buns and an idiot

[iwasperdition]

you played like a homo and i called you such in the chat. leave us bot killers alone.

[Erock]

Blue all day.

[tournamentJESUS]

what happened to all that praising divine retribution when nobody knew who I was and all those cemented bulletin board posts about how exceptional a blue player I am to your "ture blue forces" bullshit. you're buns and an idiot

i never praised a bot-killing, horse manure smelling simple soldier like yourself. it turns out that the player wasn't actually you that deserved the praise, it was 'divine retribution I' and 'divine retribution II' but, at the time, i was operating under the illusion that all divine retribution tanks were played by the same person. it was only after you informed me that those tanks were not yours and that you always ignored my calls for battle that i realized DR I and DR II were different players.

we already cleared this up some time ago in a different thread so make no mistake about it, just because the rest of the community lodged themselves underneath your blouse for the duration of the 2 months (all of which i spent salmon fishing and never playing this game) in which you played 9 hours per day and got your rusty, doesn't mean i was a part of it.

i will no longer address how much of a shitty player you are so i invite you to stop derailing my thread and go into one of yours which has 2 responses and 53 views. that would be much better for everyone involved. i understand you see action in my awesome threads so you want to come in here and open up to let your irrelevant voice be heard, but now my friend, ain't your time.

Blue all day.

have a nice day.

[shermanfrombf]

lol as long as you're happy with the stories you conceive. you really should write a book though because your imagination is incredible and you have a strong grasp of nouns and verbs at your arsenal. so much wasted talent, because you sure do tell a hell of a story.

please stick to fiction though, because any historical or biographical novels should be left to those who don't have a severely skewed sense of reality and go on tangents of hypocrisy and fabricated nonsense that can all be disproved if anybody reads any of your previous works on the same subjects. wouldn't want to taint the history books with shit that never actually happened or shit you just made up on the spot to cushion your own self-conscious ego. and all you write is fiction anyway, so why stop doing something that comes so naturally to you. good luck in the writing world! look forward to reading "the misguided adventures of what's his name and we wish would stay silent tourneytard!"

[003]

Count me in. Do I just sign here at the bottom?

[Jordann]

just call this shit HiiiPower

[savin]

Optimus Prime reporting for duty.

[goober]

Optimus Prime reporting for duty.

never heard of ya

[-Bush_vipeR-]

I'm good with this...

[savin]

Optimus Prime reporting for duty.

never heard of ya

YOU AIN'T NEVER
SEEN MY MOVIES ?!

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/memqnj/ch ... uncensored

[SIX DAY WAR]

I call upon the "True Blue Forces". I wish to challenge your might, and I vow that I will conquer thee. Bring it you foul fiend!

[tournamentJESUS]

"true blue" forces are back!

[silent]

"true blue" forces are whack!

Fixed.

[shermanfrombf]

"true blue" forces are back!

requesting ban for posting animal cruelty in the tankpit section. I didn't want to see that shit.

[tournamentJESUS]

"true blue" forces are back!

requesting ban for posting animal cruelty in the tankpit section. I didn't want to see that shit.

Cruelty to animals, also called animal abuse or animal neglect, is the human infliction of suffering or harm upon animals.

-wikipedia.

I didn't want to see that shit.

well then next time make sure you have at least one large slice of bacon concealing your eyes when you scroll through my threads. have a nice day.

[HurleY]

the gator earned that kill.

[DemonicTank]

lol this thread

[zubby]

I love how he swims out to drown him quickly.

[tournamentJESUS]

I love how he swims out to drown him quickly.

"yo, let me take this fucker into deep waters and drown him without delay"