Awards As Represented by Your Sexual/relationship Endeavors

by **X-HayS-X** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:56 pm

Question, never cheated as in, You fucked another girl... or what do you classify cheating?

I have never fucked a girl while with another, but what are we classifying cheating?

This thread, btw, is great.

by **X-HayS-X** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:58 pm

Kalamiti wrote:Hey guys, Bluntz is banned and cant post, but he wants to know if receiving anal from 3 guys in a foursome counts as his gold cup?

I'm seriously angry I missed this post earlier, lololol.

by **megaGOD** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:05 pm

yep

by **eldawg51** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:14 pm

atelo wrote::ostar5:

yep

Like a boss.

by **weekend_nachos** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:10 pm

should we add the :scarto:

to this even though its utanks? i think its the best award to give for different races (okismes idea) cause cartographer refers to map and races come from over the map..

2 different races for :scarto:

and 3 for

if so ill tack on the :gcarto:

to my awards :twisted:

by **Cdub** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:35 pm

Thread of the year nachos.. bravo.

:star3:

by **megaGOD** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:37 pm

weekend_nachos wrote:should we add the to this even though its utanks? i think its the best award to give for different races (okismes idea) cause cartographer refers to map and races come from over the map..

2 different races for

and 3 for

if so ill tack on the to my awards

does jews count as a different race? srs

by **wardizzle** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:49 pm

by **Baha** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:37 pm

by **HurleY** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:44 pm

weekend_nachos wrote:Not sure where this really belongs but im bored at work and came up with this fun little game. If you guys have any better ideas for what corresponds to what awards let me know. Try not to lie, this could be really diverse if people dont bullshit it. Otherwise everyones gonna have the same shit.

- 1st and 2nd base

- 3rd base

- Full Monte

- been with 10 girls/guys (the tanks can coincide with the single and double star too, hooking up still counts)

- 20 girls/ guys

- 50 girls/guys

Not sure how death medals should go but probably along the lines of anything bad that has happened. Ill post some real basic gory ones for a simple understanding.

- earned your "red wings" or something of equal value

- poo on the weiner.

- whatevers worse than that stuff ^

been in a relation ship for at least a year

2 years

5 or more

Never cheated on a girlfriend, never made up a lie for sex, wrap up.

- Never kissed another girl or made/accepted any type of advancement from another person, or lied to your partner when in a relationship (Includes every relationship, even if it was grade 6)

tittyfuck, deep throat, 69

Anal, tittyfuck

3or morsome. anal, titty fuck

- done something creative/unusual during sex, IE bondage, crazy locations like the mile high club, etc

- one night stands

- i think haveing a kid, its the best option for this, it was always the hardest award to get so its fitting.

by **987** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:45 pm

Baha wrote::star3:

saw this coming a mile away rofl

by **winter** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:19 pm

by **knock** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:26 pm

with the changes...

:star3:

Sexy

by **Shah** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:39 pm

Living and growing up in Ny has its perks :smoke:

by **killer** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:20 pm

Now I wasnt sure if this was worse then shitdick, cause Id be pissed if I got shit on my shit, but I had a girl throw up on me after I blew in her mouth. If thats considered worse... then change death to :heroic:

Also, someone please get bluesniper in this thread D:

by **weekend_nachos** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:42 pm

although i dont qualify for the gold DoT i do qualify for the silver dot under knocks rule, im loyal as ever when it comes to a relationship. updated awards:

:star3:

by **invazn** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:43 pm

This is an interesting thread. I'm in.

:star3:

by **weekend_nachos** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:45 pm

killer wrote::star3:

Now I wasnt sure if this was worse then shitdick, cause Id be pissed if I got shit on my shit, but I had a girl throw up on me after I blew in her mouth. If thats considered worse... then change death to

Also, someone please get bluesniper in this thread D:

update to

id barf back on the girl if that were to happen.

by **987** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:47 pm

killer wrote::star3:

Now I wasnt sure if this was worse then shitdick, cause Id be pissed if I got shit on my shit, but I had a girl throw up on me after I blew in her mouth. If thats considered worse... then change death to

Also, someone please get bluesniper in this thread D:

legendary honor from ut for that one tbh

by **killer** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:51 pm

or

updated. I didnt notice the cartos were added. Ive been with just about every form of spanish you can think of thrice. And a bunch of other not so important races. Debated putting the silver tank to begin but cba to count/think of all of them LOL

and I just didnt even understand what the dif in DoTs were, so I ignored them completely. Although I doubt Ive earned either, Im a dickhead.

by **lefty** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:58 pm

by **knock** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:24 pm

Fuck all of you guys without a DoT. To me there are very few worse things then cheating on a significant other. Myself, I wouldn't even be able to do it if the hottest girl alive was placed infront of me naked with her ass up ready to fuck. Why? Because when I'm with someone they are the girl of my dreams. If I don't feel that way, I'd have no reason to be with her. If you've cheated on the girl you're currently with and she doesn't know, I hope it haunts you every day. It's really not that hard to say it's over to someone then fuck someone else. We all want what we can't have, but if you can't want the one thing you have then you don't deserve it.

Being cheated on sucks. I know most of you probably know the feeling. I will never understand how someone can do something like that to the one they "love".

That being said, many of my best friends have cheated. And yes there are scenarios where it isn't as bad but I don't see how it's justified. Don't think I hate ya'll, I still love you, cheating is just something I don't support regardless of who it is. Just wanted to bash you guys friendly :whack:

DoTs FTW!!!

:sdot:

Interested to see what kind of replies this post will bring :laugh:

by **lefty** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:30 pm

I got rusty before I lost DoT.

Silence child.

by **Terminator** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:54 pm

Forgot rusty lol 7 years

by **003** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 7:05 pm

knock wrote:Fuck all of you guys without a DoT. To me there are very few worse things then cheating on a significant other. Myself, I wouldn't even be able to do it if the hottest girl alive was placed infront of me naked with her ass up ready to fuck. Why? Because when I'm with someone they are the girl of my dreams. If I don't feel that way, I'd have no reason to be with her. If you've cheated on the girl you're currently with and she doesn't know, I hope it haunts you every day. It's really not that hard to say it's over to someone then fuck someone else. We all want what we can't have, but if you can't want the one thing you have then you don't deserve it.

Being cheated on sucks. I know most of you probably know the feeling. I will never understand how someone can do something like that to the one they "love".

That being said, many of my best friends have cheated. And yes there are scenarios where it isn't as bad but I don't see how it's justified. Don't think I hate ya'll, I still love you, cheating is just something I don't support regardless of who it is. Just wanted to bash you guys friendly DoTs FTW!!!

Interested to see what kind of replies this post will bring

No

=

from Knocky. You guys better watch out.

I agree that cheating on someone is pretty fucked up though. I've been through plenty of shit in my life and I gotta say that being blatantly cheated on is one of the things that brought me to my lowest so far.

by **HurleY** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 7:15 pm

knock wrote:To me there are very few worse things then cheating on a significant other.

Hey noob, not cheating on your girl is just 1/2 of the rquirements to get the DoT. If you lied to get sex you are ineligible. I lied to this chick who claimed she was addicted to sex. I didn't want to fuck her because I had no condom n I didn't know if she was dirty or not, but I wanted head. So, I said I would fuck her another day if she gave me head. She gave me it, and I never hit her up to fuck but got what I wanted out of it. I lied to her for sexual gain. This took me out of the running to win the DoT.

by **weekend_nachos** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 7:24 pm

HurleY wrote:
knock wrote:To me there are very few worse things then cheating on a significant other.

Hey noob, not cheating on your girl is just 1/2 of the rquirements to get the DoT. If you lied to get sex you are ineligible. I lied to this chick who claimed she was addicted to sex. I didn't want to fuck her because I had no condom n I didn't know if she was dirty or not, but I wanted head. So, I said I would fuck her another day if she gave me head. She gave me it, and I never hit her up to fuck but got what I wanted out of it. I lied to her for sexual gain. This took me out of the running to win the DoT.

yep why i didnt have gold dot, but i can have silver theyre relatively the same but not at the same time. I told like 2 girls i never boned in my car before, so they decided they wanted to christen it, that bumped me outta gold dot.

by SW » Thu Aug 30, 2012 7:40 pm

Pro thread weekend_nachos. :eating:

by **HurleY** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:07 pm

weekend_nachos wrote: I told like 2 girls i never boned in my car before, so they decided they wanted to christen it, that bumped me outta gold dot.

by **knock** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:35 pm

Ah my bad Hurley I missed that part of the DoT description somehow. I thought it was just for cheating the first time I read it and never read it again lol.