8/3 Apache 2hr

[lefty]

no way in hell i'm playing this. Good luck to whoever and whatever.

[Jordann]

lololol. I mean seriously, theres no difference between utanks crashing consistently and tankpit putting up unplayable maps consistently. Well nevermind, tankpit is doing this consciously. Tankpit, why do you hate activity so much? Why not just shut the game down as to save players the time that will be wasted waiting for a good map (which happens once a month) and suffering through the absolute worst tournament schedules. Jokes.

[tournamentJESUS]

what does this map look like

[PRIDE]

its a map that looks like poop

[cujo]

4th and bummed

[curtis89]

I'm finally home and able to play a tourney so regardless the map I'ma give it a shot. 2 hours though? See you on the field.

[Cdub]

they need to rename it Patchy.

no chance i would waste 2 hours on that.

[tournamentJESUS]

they need to rename it Patchy.

more like Shitty. it literally looks like someone took a shit on the top and then smeared it across the bottom.

if someone makes a worse map, let me know

[curtis89]

Waste of an hour an 1/2.

[Nameless]

fucking 7 minutes left and all i am doing is driving around looking for fuel with zero er's ent thourhg 80 sheilds. called help like 90 times and not a single purp came over to protect his position lol. congrats kuma played legit for sure. congrats loki for sticking me and killing me lol. My pph was horrible but i was just shooting for a cup didnt matter what flavor so I was aiming for major.

Oh and frog wtf was that coming in to die down or some shit.

Oh yeah and space bar getting all butt hurt because I jumped him every time he came in. He was the only lieu left to take on and no one else was trying to fight back. He was just trolling in the end then quits while low. I cant confirm me and loki had him burnt though.

[curtis89]

I played at least half that tournament with 5 or less ER's so I know how you feel Nameless. If you ran out of ER's in that tourn there was no hope for you. I shot singles at whatever until I just left.

[weekend_nachos]

Gold. 8 minute fill. killed THE ABYSS after chasing him around within like 3 minutes of being lieut. Hydrogen might have gotten the kill if he shot him one more time. Killed ZEMA on a homer for maj in the mob and just managed eq and pphing throughout the rest and trying to manage keeping anyone from making col or passing me.


nameless i had comments turned off the entire tourney cause i cant stand people spamming. i also feel it lags. I saw you hurting top left like last second so i tried to get over and radar for you haha.

Hands down my best tourney ever. Good EQ management, didnt run out of radars till 5 minutes left. I like apache its not a bad map imo. Just gotta pay attention to teles.

[wardizzle]

LOL. 2 times I chased someone by myself (or with someone shooting singles) calling for help (no one shows up to help, of course). Get them insuff and someone else pops in for one turn and snipes the kill with a homing. Other few kills I missed the kill altogether or the players died the second I had to break off for fuel.

GJ to winners.

[Nameless]

:goldcup: Gold. 8 minute fill. killed THE ABYSS after chasing him around within like 3 minutes of being lieut. Hydrogen might have gotten the kill if he shot him one more time. Killed ZEMA on a homer for maj in the mob and just managed eq and pphing throughout the rest and trying to manage keeping anyone from making col or passing me.


nameless i had comments turned off the entire tourney cause i cant stand people spamming. i also feel it lags. I saw you hurting top left like last second so i tried to get over and radar for you haha.

Hands down my best tourney ever. Good EQ management, didnt run out of radars till 5 minutes left. I like apache its not a bad map imo. Just gotta pay attention to teles.

Lol i was spaming the shit out of fuel low trying to get your attention. The last think I wanted to do was die and fuck you.

frog I saw you quit when hydro passed you and you shifted to 4th. Then you come in a few minutes later and die like 10 seconds after entering.

[weekend_nachos]

:goldcup: Gold. 8 minute fill. killed THE ABYSS after chasing him around within like 3 minutes of being lieut. Hydrogen might have gotten the kill if he shot him one more time. Killed ZEMA on a homer for maj in the mob and just managed eq and pphing throughout the rest and trying to manage keeping anyone from making col or passing me.


nameless i had comments turned off the entire tourney cause i cant stand people spamming. i also feel it lags. I saw you hurting top left like last second so i tried to get over and radar for you haha.

Hands down my best tourney ever. Good EQ management, didnt run out of radars till 5 minutes left. I like apache its not a bad map imo. Just gotta pay attention to teles.

Lol i was spaming the shit out of fuel low trying to get your attention. The last think I wanted to do was die and fuck you.

frog I saw you quit when hydro passed you and you shifted to 4th. Then you come in a few minutes later and die like 10 seconds after entering.

lmao i kept saying out loud to myself "nameless please dont fuck me, dont fuck me, do not fucking fuck me" over and over again till i just started laughing to myself. im sure i scared my roommates a little

[Nameless]

you obviously didn't see what you think you saw. congrats on finally finishing in the top 10.

edit: lol'd when i saw this on the chat.

************* 12:21 am
nameless...u guys think he may be the worst tournament player in the game?

I dont even consider myself to be that good at the game period. I simply play for fun now in my free time. As far as tourneys though your comment holds zero value. I have played 11 tankpit tourneys max 12 total if you include the one from bonus. I have ranked in the top 10 three times, came in 4th once held the 1st place once. This is my 3rd or 4th tourney in three months. You guys run around here with over 2000 plus game hours and 100's of tourneys and expect me to be on your level not only that but I gotta compete with the cheaters and shit lol. Whatever dude. I wasn't paying a whole lot of attention, but what I thought I saw was you leave come back minutes later and die after entering. You mad you left 3rd slip away lol? I don't have time to play every tourney and put in a good effort. I simply shot for a cup with rank. I wasn't trying to have the best pph I was just trying to make major hoping only 3 people would lol. After I earn a cup ill work on my pph and getting gold but with the little time I have on my hands to play these tourneys when I get a chance I am shooting with luck. Shit I even had a little fun that tourney and took a raid for a short time half way through from the reds. I mean I ran when my shields got half way but fuck its cool right game rules aint the same as tourney rules.

[wardizzle]

you obviously didn't see what you think you saw. congrats on finally finishing in the top 10.

edit: lol'd when i saw this on the chat.

************* 12:21 am
nameless...u guys think he may be the worst tournament player in the game?

I dont even consider myself to be that good at the game period. I simply play for fun now in my free time. As far as tourneys though your comment holds zero value. I have played 11 tankpit tourneys max 12 total if you include the one from bonus. I have ranked in the top 10 three times, came in 4th once held the 1st place once. This is my 3rd or 4th tourney in three months. You guys run around here with our 2000 plus game hours and 100's of tourneys and expect me to be on your level not only that but I gotta compete with the cheaters and shit lol. Whatever dude. I wasn't paying a whole lot of attention, but what I thought I saw was you leave come back minutes later and die after entering. You mad you left 3rd slip away lol? I don't have time to play every tourney and put in a good effort. I simply shot for a cup with rank. I wasn't trying to have the best pph I was just trying to make major hoping only 3 people would lol. After I earn a cup ill work on my pph and getting gold but with the little time I have on my hands to play these tourneys when I get a chance I am shooting with luck.

The orange lieut at the end tried to depo to frog. I showed up and sniped that kill. 3 mins later, frog just stopped playing while BASEDGODquitsINraids shot him (while I was shooting the latter). Frog shoots the water once, BASED stops shooting for one turn, I shoot frog and get the kill.

I talked to frog after the tourny and he said he had 0 radars and almost no eq plus no one to kill legitimately for major, so he didn't feel like he had a chance at cupping. Also said the orange kid tried to depo to him several times but he didn't want to take it. Decided to say "fuck it" and shoot him at the end, but I showed up and got the kill shot.

[whit]

Pretty decent tourney. Was fucked with eq the whole time. Had about a 12 min fill and had to leave during the tourney for like 6 or 7 minutes. Come back and eventually am really low on ers and there seem to be no eq anywhere. I was out of ers and about to give up and decided fuck it, going for a kill, if i cant get one ill just quit. Snagged ack ack ack in a raid to make cap. Got 24 ers from him and went to fill. Frog instantly made cap after me off ack ack ack. I beasted as much as i could then saw guerilla dead low, jumped him as wolfmother was on him, actually started shooting wolf at first then switched to guerilla and killed him in 3 shots. Made maj 5 mins later and did my best to coast to 2nd. Luckily no intense fks to make me lose. Loki actually raped nameless in this tourney, saw him dead low, chased him and he got him. Woulda been jokes if i made col. But so sick that two comics cupped.

First 2 hour in tp that i actually fully played, way to long lol.

Apache is a no no for me btw

[Nameless]

Pretty decent tourney. Was fucked with eq the whole time. Had about a 12 min fill and had to leave during the tourney for like 6 or 7 minutes. Come back and eventually am really low on ers and there seem to be no eq anywhere. I was out of ers and about to give up and decided fuck it, going for a kill, if i cant get one ill just quit. Snagged ack ack ack in a raid to make cap. Got 24 ers from him and went to fill. Frog instantly made cap after me off ack ack ack. I beasted as much as i could then saw guerilla dead low, jumped him as wolfmother was on him, actually started shooting wolf at first then switched to guerilla and killed him in 3 shots. Made maj 5 mins later and did my best to coast to 2nd. Luckily no intense fks to make me lose. Loki actually raped nameless in this tourney, saw him dead low, chased him and he got him. Woulda been jokes if i made col. But so sick that two comics cupped.

First 2 hour in tp that i actually fully played, way to long lol.

Apache is a no no for me btw

How is it rape dude I drove around for like 5 minutes with zero fuel and zero er's (he was trying to keep up with me the whole time) I was zig zaging so well lol he was hardly able to keep up. The fact that I couldn't find a single fuel was the only reason he got me. That whole time I didn't find one fuel. I knew being the end of the tourney my chances of finding fuel was slim anyway glad he got the kill, I played risky as I always do and got caught.

[Shazam]

Fun tourny.

Lmao at Nameless exceeding expectations and actually making captain, only to noob it up in true nameless fashion.

Lol'd fuckin hard when he got raped at the end.

Good ol Nameless, overperforms once a month, and still ends up getting owned

[whit]

I just mean that you got raped in the sense of there was no fuel, you werent going to q low and you drove for enough only to die. Its funny. And i shoulda killed ya haha

[Nameless]

I just mean that you got raped in the sense of there was no fuel, you werent going to q low and you drove for enough only to die. Its funny. And i shoulda killed ya haha

I seem to go insufficient all the time now. Even in small battles, my strategy is clearly fucking restarted lol. No but really I am getting worse at this game. Its whateverl I have a lot less time to play now that I am back at work.

[weekend_nachos]

id also like to point out aside from Harry Fraud specifically coming in to depo this tourney was legit all around and fun to play. so a golf clap is in order for minimal fuckery.

[lefty]

:goldcup: Gold. 8 minute fill. killed THE ABYSS after chasing him around within like 3 minutes of being lieut. Hydrogen might have gotten the kill if he shot him one more time. Killed ZEMA on a homer for maj in the mob and just managed eq and pphing throughout the rest and trying to manage keeping anyone from making col or passing me.


nameless i had comments turned off the entire tourney cause i cant stand people spamming. i also feel it lags. I saw you hurting top left like last second so i tried to get over and radar for you haha.

Hands down my best tourney ever. Good EQ management, didnt run out of radars till 5 minutes left. I like apache its not a bad map imo. Just gotta pay attention to teles.

God why am I not surprised you won and are defending this atrocity? It's a horrible map. Look at how many people played. Significantly less than tankpit's average turnout for a 1hr tournament. Some players still had issues finding resources. Even with presumably like 5-10 players for half or more of the tournament. Good eq management? You had almost no opponents. Paying attention to teleports doesn't help for jack shit when most of the fuel/eq left in the map are tucked away where you need a ferry or obstacles. Also your comment about trying to stop other players from making col or passing you...who do you think you are? All you could do was pph and go for a promotion kill yourself. Not like you would have such a staggering impact on other players that you determine their xp or final rank.

The only reason you defend this map at all is because people see this being as bad as Badlands. Then Quick Sand and Blast Zone are somehow on an even lower pedestal.

Hands down best tourney ever....are you fucking mocking us all? Are you BASEDGOD? If I won gold in that tournament I would look at the results and see corporals on the top25...and realize I wasted 2 hrs playing against 5 people who barely even wanted to play. They were just counting on nobody being interested in those cups and they were pretty much right.

[eldawg51]

Go drink a beer and chill, where is all that coming from? Seems like you need Jesus, bro.

[lefty]

It's just getting under my skin that nachos vehemently defends garbage maps.

This tournament is a shining example of why Apache should never be used again yet he claims that it's not a bad map. Just tired of it man. Idk, I'd be more pissed if I was you el. I guess you are just more mellow than I. Your map is significantly better than either of his, yet he gets a PH and you got nothing. His other PH was for a banner with a tank on it. Probably took him all of 30 seconds. Imo he should have neither.



unplayable maps and a banner that has never(probably will never) be used.



imo the only example of favoritism from the devs. They love nachos.

[Nameless]

Lefty,

Nachos is saying it was his best game ever. Also phoenix could have mad could have made colonel if he got the cap kill.

I actually liked the map it was like quick sands withought the chaos. This map is very playable but to each his own. I dont want all easy maps man once in awhile you need an apps or iceland to mix it up.

[eldawg51]

It's just getting under my skin that nachos vehemently defends garbage maps.

This tournament is a shining example of why Apache should never be used again yet he claims that it's not a bad map. Just tired of it man. Idk, I'd be more pissed if I was you el. I guess you are just more mellow than I. Your map is significantly better than either of his, yet he gets a PH and you got nothing. His other PH was for a banner with a tank on it. Probably took him all of 30 seconds. Imo he should have neither.



unplayable maps and a banner that has never(probably will never) be used.



imo the only example of favoritism from the devs. They love nachos.

I played Apache when it was up in normal play and didn't find it to be bad at all. As for not getting any awards, I'm not one to complain really about anything because when you start complaining, nobody really cares. I'd rather expend energy doing something more productive. I have one for something I didn't even think was that great, but the dev's awarded me anyway.

I really thought I had other submissions that were worthy, but the same thing happened in BF with a ton of submissions so really what am I to do? Getting pissed about it does no good.

[lefty]

Lefty,

Nachos is saying it was his best game ever. Also phoenix could have mad could have made colonel if he got the cap kill.

I actually liked the map it was like quick sands withought the chaos. This map is very playable but to each his own. I dont want all easy maps man once in awhile you need an apps or iceland to mix it up.

so, there was potential for 1 colonel after 2 hrs of play. What a tournament! We need "easy" maps because without them there is no way to generate activity. Apache cannot support a tournament with proper attendance. If there were 50 players, 40 of them would have just had to quit out because of a lack of accessibility to fuel/eq. That, in my book, makes the map a complete pile of garbage.

Also, I was just pointing out that things may have gone smoothly for him en route to gold, but to call it his best tournament is a little weak. No one played. Get gold as a colonel in a 2hr where maybe there are a few lieuts at the bottom of the top25, like the old bf tourney results he posted. THAT would be a great victory. Beating 5 people in a garbage map...considering that your greatest tournament just seems so unbearably pathetic.

[lefty]

It's just getting under my skin that nachos vehemently defends garbage maps.

This tournament is a shining example of why Apache should never be used again yet he claims that it's not a bad map. Just tired of it man. Idk, I'd be more pissed if I was you el. I guess you are just more mellow than I. Your map is significantly better than either of his, yet he gets a PH and you got nothing. His other PH was for a banner with a tank on it. Probably took him all of 30 seconds. Imo he should have neither.



unplayable maps and a banner that has never(probably will never) be used.



imo the only example of favoritism from the devs. They love nachos.

I played Apache when it was up in normal play and didn't find it to be bad at all. As for not getting any awards, I'm not one to complain really about anything because when you start complaining, nobody really cares. I'd rather expend energy doing something more productive. I have one for something I didn't even think was that great, but the dev's awarded me anyway.

I really thought I had other submissions that were worthy, but the same thing happened in BF with a ton of submissions so really what am I to do? Getting pissed about it does no good.

playing for 30 minutes with tiny numbers in the map doesn't give you the full experience. Apache is horrible. No one has played more tankpit than me(except what's his name) so I value my opinions on play-ability the most.

Quick Sand = Blast Zone < Badlands = Apache <<<<<<<<< EVERY OTHER MAP