Award winners!!!

by **lefty** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:45 pm

"Best in Show"

Welcome to the 2012 unofficial tank-pit award ceremony! I'll be your host for the evening, lefty! Tonight we'll be awarding players with special recognition for their efforts in the tank pit. Let's get started right away! First up we have the prestigious 'marathon-pro' award! The nominees are: lefty, BASEDGOD, Regulator, RAYP, and Liquified! The winner is...BASEDGOD! Congratulations, BASEDGOD! Next up we have the 'sniper-pro' award. The nominees are: lefty, Wikid Depictions, Wikid Ambitionz, Liquified, and BASEDGOD. The winner is...lefty! Hey that's me! I'd just like to take a moment to thank all the hapless players who've eaten my countless dual-shots! I couldn't have done it without you all! Next up is the 'raider-pro' award. The nominees are: Kain, Starfox, Perfect10n-1, weekend nachos, and BRAVERY. The winner is....weekend nachos! Well that was obvious. We all know if nachos is in contention for an award, he'll win it! Moving on... now we'll list the nominees for the 'taker-pro' award! They are: DasCondor, HONOR, Perfect10n-1, BRAVERY, and Nameless. The winner is...HONOR! Never doubted you bro! You've got mad skills! Join us next time when we may be covering other imaginary awards such as the coveted 'base-builder pro', 'rock-block pro', and 'water-baby pro' awards! Thanks for tuning in!

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by **PRIDE** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:46 pm

I'm the greatest base builder to ever grace this game

by **eldawg51** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:50 pm

I gotta chuckle out of this. Thanks, lefty.

by **megaGOD** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:19 pm

kylemac didnt win anything? you better expect an email soon lefty

by **eldawg51** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:30 pm

True story, my boy deserves to be recognized. Hat trick is pretty sick. I don't think it's ever been done in BF.

by **lefty** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:38 pm

atelo wrote:kylemac didnt win anything? you better expect an email soon lefty

I totally shoulda had like, a 37 page report award with him as the only nominee or something....oh well. Maybe i'll work it into a different article :hammertime:

by **Nameless** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 3:13 pm

Lol at most everything in this thread wc worth for sure. Pretty spot on too lefty. Defender of the mob is missing but gpurp is the obviouse winner.

by **CoolkylemaC21** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 3:27 pm

Lmao. My Wc entry owns. Ask nigga jordan, and Seb, and Knock. And all my niggas.

Unfortunately when we clicked on your entry we only saw 3 ... from 3 weeks ago and thought you had abandoned the project. We have awarded you the War Correspondent in retrospect.

Thanks,
General Lucy

The 37 page thing was Lightbulb and Wc. I turned my Lightbulb idea into a type of Wc entry. But that had nothing to do with me winning the Wc. It was one specific enrty that took me about 70 hours to complete. There was no denying it. :wc:

by **UNBREAK** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 3:39 pm

Lies.
Confirmed Paypal!

by **Jay** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 4:57 am

Nameless should not even be nominated under raid taking, maybe fastes death to smallest amount of people award.

by **Nameless** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:22 pm

what's his name wrote:Nameless should not even be nominated under raid taking, maybe fastes death to smallest amount of people award.

Does it even matter. Its just about having some fun. I took a beast raid at major yesterday and then proceeded to take 4 horrible raids after that. One was out of my control when lefty on swiftblade un intentionally stole a fuel i was moving to as a captain that set off a domino effect that I couldnt recover from. Iv got a ways to go but ill be there eventually.