1/21/2014 The Nile

by **The_Revelation** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:19 pm

#1: Relapse :goldcup:

#2: BOJINKA :star1:

(KILLER12)
#3: My Little Pony :star1:

(Thundercracker)

by **silientsnake1124** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:22 pm

i woulda passed all you nukkas if i filled at :50 mark, but alas i didnt and :bronzecup:

by **tournamentJESUS** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:22 pm

by **goober** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:22 pm

LET UKRAINE BE FREE was me. 6.5 min fill. Meh pph. Get targeted a lot and had to burn up shields. Spend 10+ mins filling as capt. Try to get fingolfin cuz I know hes a nub he just runs dies to some other fuck. PPhing terribly, decide to try and go for kills. Couldn't get an organized blue mob going. pph quits low. Nobody else dies, should've known better than going for kills but I had terrible eq management. FAK. Also was shooting duals at the end.

I NEED MORE TOURNAMENTS TO PLAY ASAP.

Get stuck being minority color again. Any other color would've been fine except blue.

by **KILLER12** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:22 pm

BOJINKA

amazzzinnngg tourney for pph omg... good job to Relapse you had #1 bagged...

filed in 15 mins stayed serg till 30 mark hit lt aand was #2 in pts. went refilled got the finally lucky hit on the snakey snake (good take btw) lol.

then it was just pph fight... but I had major major majorrrrrrr delayed moves when more than 5 people in screen... ended up making me not get anywhere...

Then everyone likes to run from me... idk what it is I must be intimidating :poker:

by **tournamentJESUS** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:25 pm

KILLER12 wrote:BOJINKA

Then everyone likes to run from me... idk what it is I must be intimidating

nah, they just understand that you're really bad and its useless to remain on the same screen as you for more than several seconds.

by **Krusty** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:25 pm

Nu7 n H0n3y, had an ok fill but decided to stalk the mob/chase the newbs around all tourn. I sat for a while waiting on w.e that blue serg's name was liluble or w.e who quit low on a ferry. Never bothered to fill up all the way all tourn apart from my first fill, I just picking up as I went along and shooting missiles a lot to save my duals. Still managed to climb to #2 pph (a couple of times I would pass Double Gutter for like 20-30 seconds).

Everybody sucked ass pph-wise apart from volcano (guessing he would of left us all in low 70's exp).

Was fun as hell though, need more low quitters, raid takers and more than 2 deaths in tourns. Makes it so much more interesting.

Also, lol at people trying to kill me over any other tank that would of died 20million x's easier. I've played over 150 tourns and only died twice ... give up already.

by **tournamentJESUS** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:28 pm

by **Krusty** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:30 pm

tournamentJESUS wrote:
Krusty wrote:apart from volcano (guessing he would of left us all in low 70's exp).

now is a perfect time to see a therapist and maybe even get that brain damage examined. its obvious that your kidneys and liver are no longer clearing out your bloodstream and all the toxins are going straight toward your empty skull.

He was #1 serg when I started to rank, never seen him get passed. I'm just guessing he was way out in front, it was quite possible my worst pph tourn to date since I avoided 1v1's and ran from just about everybody so I could chase the newbs and I still managed to hit #2 pph a couple of times towards the end. Then Double Gutter and stoic passed me. Was kinda fun knowing I didn't give 2 shits about pph and managed to slam everybody but volcano lol

by **tournamentJESUS** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:34 pm

you got strong-armed and now you're reading from the same script as you've done so many times before

"i didnt pph.." "still made #2.."

stfu and comprehend the facts; you got outplayed and outmaneuvered. :laugh:

by **The_Revelation** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:36 pm

KILLER12 wrote:BOJINKA amazzzinnngg tourney for pph omg... good job to Relapse you had #1 bagged...

Really? I likewise had a really bad fill, 14 minutes and then had to fill on a dry map between the 33 minute mark to the 46 minute mark and I still was able to come back and get to 4th PPH. I was shocked that I was even in the running considering the bad fill, and horrible luck with EQ I had. Good job though, but I don't think this tournament qualifies as amazing PPH though

.

Overall I didn't enjoy this tournament all that much. I kept trying to fight with blues and you guys would run, then I would finally find a fight and then you would come back and snipe me or call on me. Dunno what blue kept calling on me, but you were really stupid around the the 50 minute mark when I helped the 4 of you with 84ckP4ck5. His shields were low and then you all switched to me out of no where?! lol I had full shields at #5...I was not a great target :clueless:

Shout out to Waterloo for being a PPH beast around the 52 minute mark. That was the funnest part of the entire tournament :)

by **Krusty** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:37 pm

Of course I got out played .. lol I'm happy with the results though, I entered to play for fun, had fun dominating with ease and left happy. Who did you play as?

by **goober** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:41 pm

The_Revelation wrote:
KILLER12 wrote:BOJINKA amazzzinnngg tourney for pph omg... good job to Relapse you had #1 bagged...

Really? I likewise had a really bad fill, 14 minutes and then had to fill on a dry map between the 33 minute mark to the 46 minute mark and I still was able to come back and get to 4th PPH. I was shocked that I was even in the running considering the bad fill, and horrible luck with EQ I had. Good job though, but I don't think this tournament qualifies as amazing PPH though .

Overall I didn't enjoy this tournament all that much. I kept trying to fight with blues and you guys would run, then I would finally find a fight and then you would come back and snipe me or call on me. Dunno what blue kept calling on me, but you were really stupid around the the 50 minute mark when I helped the 4 of you with 84ckP4ck5. His shields were low and then you all switched to me out of no where?! lol I had full shields at #5...I was not a great target

Shout out to Waterloo for being a PPH beast around the 52 minute mark. That was the funnest part of the entire tournament :)

Me and you almost had Waterloo insuf on an island! But the bastard found fuel... And in regards to running, it seems like the three orange capts were sticking together which was fine but I lg when there is too many ppl on the screen so I leave early.

by **The_Revelation** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:41 pm

Krusty wrote: give up already.

I dunno why you would expect anyone to know its you behind a random name like Nu7 n H0n3y.

by **KILLER12** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:45 pm

not nice tournament jesus, not nice.

I love the whole "shrug" I didn't try if I would of tried I would of won. ya, ok bud.

remember though guys, top pph isn't shit if you don't have the rank to go with it. Sooooooo :spank:

by **Krusty** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:02 pm

KILLER12 wrote:remember though guys, top pph isn't shit if you don't have the rank to go with it. Sooooooo

#30th PPH and 2 kills > top pph and 1 kill or 0 kills.

TheRev, if you played the main map at all you would know that the simpsons made an alt-team and dominated the purple tags for many months after we raided on our purple tanks. I've also played this tank in several tournaments. The same happens when I play "herb" or "not herb" hell, I bet the same would happen if I play krusty. Yes I lag like a mofo but since I don't have to attempt to take the raid there is no chance in hell I'm going to die lol

by **Liquified** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:36 pm

Lmfao krusty u are delusional as fuck bra. Who did you smash? You passed me 1 time for a fraction of a second while I spent the last 45 minutes of the tourney searching for a kill. Get real fish

by **Liquified** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:37 pm

Volcano was #1 and I was #2 in points it ended that way and was that way for 96% of the tourney. Give ur head a shake

by **The_Revelation** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:26 pm

Krusty wrote:TheRev, if you played the main map at all you would know that the simpsons made an alt-team and dominated the purple tags for many months after we raided on our purple tanks. I've also played this tank in several tournaments. The same happens when I play "herb" or "not herb" hell, I bet the same would happen if I play krusty. Yes I lag like a mofo but since I don't have to attempt to take the raid there is no chance in hell I'm going to die lol

You and 2 or 3 other people played those herb tanks - again no one knew or cared. Here's some advice Krusty, next time your wondering why no one knows who you are: No one cares enough to think for more then 3 seconds about some random tank that may be linked to some one. Maybe in a tight group of friends this may be the case, but not the entire Tankpit community. Sorry to burst your bubble.

The only exception to this is if shenanigans is committed, then said people will be tracked down and pummeled lol.

by **Krusty** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:36 pm

Liquified wrote:Volcano was #1 and I was #2 in points it ended that way and was that way for 96% of the tourney. Give ur head a shake

Liquified wrote:Lmfao krusty u are delusional as fuck bra. Who did you smash? You passed me 1 time for a fraction of a second while I spent the last 45 minutes of the tourney searching for a kill. Get real fish

Did I say any different to this? You sucked at pph just as bad as I did then. If anything you should be agreeing with me. I raced to LT then went chasing for 45min like yourself. I ran from 1v1's, stalked the mob and sat waiting for low quitters. I got so very little pp that tourn and still only got bumped to 4th pph from 3rd. If volcano wasn't far ahead then he sucked also lol it was a really low point tournament is all I'm saying.

Yes, I basically smashed everybody including yourself since I made the pass. At the end though I couldn't quite land on the target I wanted to shoot since they kept moving so in the final min the other orange guy managed to pass me.

Good fun, shame you didn't get a kill just like me and taken gold. oh .. almost forgot, stfu you lil bitch.

by **Krusty** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:42 pm

The_Revelation wrote:You and 2 or 3 other people played those herb tanks - again no one knew or cared. Here's some advice Krusty, next time your wondering why no one knows who you are: No one cares enough to think for more then 3 seconds about some random tank that may be linked to some one. Maybe in a tight group of friends this may be the case, but not the entire Tankpit community. Sorry to burst your bubble.

The only exception to this is if shenanigans is committed, then said people will be tracked down and pummeled lol.

No, me and cujo played those tanks. I think a 3rd person did once and once only. Everybody knew I was herb because I said after every tournament and people did care because they always asked me what one I played and who the other herb was. So you're just trying to argue with me for no reason? Maybe you didn't care? Wait. ... no you was to fucking dumb. Since day 1 of you becoming mod I offered to help you keep on top of all the tanks, you see the unclaimed cup list .. I could put 75% of those cups on the correct player, I could also sort the list out because people have a main point total, then several other tanks with single cups.

Nachos/Picta usually take 24 hours of their day to think what tank I played and are usually wrong lol. Its common knowledge what tanks I play and none are secret. You are just not involved enough in the community to know about anything that goes on outside of tournaments and so you need to stfu really. A tight group of friends? I'm betting that 90% of the community knew that tank was linked to me or to a simpson but probably me since ive played it several times. Stop pretending that nobody cares just because you are to dumb to realize.

by **The_Revelation** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:50 pm

Krusty wrote:
The_Revelation wrote:You and 2 or 3 other people played those herb tanks - again no one knew or cared. Here's some advice Krusty, next time your wondering why no one knows who you are: No one cares enough to think for more then 3 seconds about some random tank that may be linked to some one. Maybe in a tight group of friends this may be the case, but not the entire Tankpit community. Sorry to burst your bubble.

The only exception to this is if shenanigans is committed, then said people will be tracked down and pummeled lol.

No, me and cujo played those tanks. I think a 3rd person did once and once only. Everybody knew I was herb because I said after every tournament and people did care because they always asked me what one I played and who the other herb was. So you're just trying to argue with me for no reason? Maybe you didn't care? Wait. ... no you was to fucking dumb. Since day 1 of you becoming mod I offered to help you keep on top of all the tanks, you see the unclaimed cup list .. I could put 75% of those cups on the correct player, I could also sort the list out because people have a main point total, then several other tanks with single cups.

Nachos/Picta usually take 24 hours of their day to think what tank I played and are usually wrong lol. Its common knowledge what tanks I play and none are secret. You are just not involved enough in the community to know about anything that goes on outside of tournaments and so you need to stfu really. A tight group of friends? I'm betting that 90% of the community knew that tank was linked to me or to a simpson but probably me since ive played it several times. Stop pretending that nobody cares just because you are to dumb to realize.

I don't care to have a lengthy argument about your view on your self importance to the Tankpit community. Please stay on topic and re-frame from slinging random insults and twisted information like you have above. We want to keep BFunity a positive place for people to come and chill from real life and have fun. Tournaments can bring a lot of drama, but your above post is over the top and off topic.

by **Liquified** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:39 am

I guess me and you have very different definitions of smashing. Prob the same with females too.

by **iwasperdition** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:32 am

Liquified wrote:I guess me and you have very different definitions of smashing. Prob the same with females too.

I don't think I can think of any reference I could make about smashing a female that would be a good thing.

by **Liquified** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:11 am

Loooool keep fucking her like a feather then bro idc :facepalm:

by **iwasperdition** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:24 am

yo bro i smashed that pussy totally demolished it. crushed that pussy man. killed it until there was no pussy left. smashed.

by **The_Revelation** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:41 pm

Who played as Relapse?

by **goober** » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:12 am

The_Revelation wrote:Who played as Relapse?

I have a feeling whoever plays as MimiC is Relapse.

by **tournamentJESUS** » Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:04 pm

relapse was probably baha or sean :smart: