Long time no see!

by **expeallidocious** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:08 pm

Yo fellas!

I just wanted to pop in and say hey to everyone now that I've found some time to play on a fairly regular basis. Most of y'all know I'm a US Marshal - I was injured on the job a couple weeks back and I'm enjoying a little PTO courtesy of the US government and taxpayers like YOU until I heal all the way up. It's been a nice way to spend some down time here considering how active it's been...I'm just trying to play in between Rx painkiller stupors, haha! Hope I'm not making a complete ass of myself! :oops:

Just thought I'd say what's up and see how everyone's doing! Love you guys! (Definitely not the morphine talking either!)

expe

by **cujo** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:31 pm

Rough luck man, hope you heal quick so you can get off my damn dime! Lmao all jokin man, good to see you back, hopefully you don't get warmed up and leave us again. :smoke:

by **frog** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 6:29 am

You're a little mooch off my taxes you bitch noob. Go and work like a real man. Even warrior has a job and he's the most scum kid in all of bfunity.

by **goober** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 8:58 am

sorry to hear about you getting injured dude, hopefully you get better quick!

by **expeallidocious** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 12:36 pm

frog wrote:You're a little mooch off my taxes you bitch noob. Go and work like a real man. Even warrior has a job and he's the most scum kid in all of bfunity.

I laughed loudly enough at this just now to invoke a, "What are you laughing at?!" from my girlfriend in the kitchen (where she belongs).

Haha! I do love a good roast!

by **iwasperdition** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 1:14 pm

ban the OP please

by **Warrior** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 2:11 pm

Injured eh, been there it fucking blows. What did you do? Don't mind frog thats his way of asking you to shove your balls down his throat. Let me pull mine out first doe.

by **expeallidocious** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 6:03 pm

Warrior wrote:Injured eh, been there it fucking blows. What did you do? Don't mind frog thats his way of asking you to shove your balls down his throat. Let me pull mine out first doe.

I was on a call in Alabama, riding along with a local sheriff's office SOT team and we collided pretty bad with the vehicle we were pursuing. I left with a concussion, some stitches in my head and a broken collarbone. It's all healing up nicely though. Actually kinda nice to be laid up at home for once, haha!

by **M@tt** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 9:01 pm

welcome back my apps friend

by **expeallidocious** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 10:04 pm

M@tt wrote:welcome back my apps friend

MoD!!!! Good to see you too, buddy!

Always a good memory or two to be had from the Apps days, huh?!

by **silientsnake1124** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:54 am

M@tt wrote:welcome back my apps friend

by **BenJamin** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:35 pm

Yo my apps friend

My wife's a local city patrol officer ahh the life of law enforcement

by **expeallidocious** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 6:48 pm

MR. SNAKE and BEN!!! Damn fellas, it's good to see a bunch of the Apps guys still around. I have the hardest time tryin to figure out who the hell is who in the game these days...Is there a thread or something where I can see old Battlefield vs. new TankPit names for the Appaloosa Land gang?

And Ben, I didn't know you were married to a pig! Is she one of the "come home and lay all the awesome/gory/hilarious stories on you" types? Or does she separate business and pleasure? It truly is a whole 'nother lifestyle - I'm sure I don't have to tell you that though! haha!

Good to see everyone though. Even you Perdition - not sure if the "ban me" comment was a joke or what. Little confused there :shrug:

by **M@tt** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 8:13 pm

i would suggest looking through the player profiles section

by **expeallidocious** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 8:24 pm

M@tt wrote:i would suggest looking through the player profiles section

Lol I'm a dumbass...I found that right after posting my last jawn.

Hit me up on AIM too: gnarkill105

by **BenJamin** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 11:01 pm

expeallidocious wrote:MR. SNAKE and BEN!!! Damn fellas, it's good to see a bunch of the Apps guys still around. I have the hardest time tryin to figure out who the hell is who in the game these days...Is there a thread or something where I can see old Battlefield vs. new TankPit names for the Appaloosa Land gang?

And Ben, I didn't know you were married to a pig! Is she one of the "come home and lay all the awesome/gory/hilarious stories on you" types? Or does she separate business and pleasure? It truly is a whole 'nother lifestyle - I'm sure I don't have to tell you that though! haha!

Good to see everyone though. Even you Perdition - not sure if the "ban me" comment was a joke or what. Little confused there

She comes home and tells her adventures to me lol mainly I hear about the retards. She's the only female officer in our area

by **expeallidocious** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:43 am

Haha! Yeah there's a real abundance of "the retards" in our line of work - and her being the only female officer? Holy shit I'm sure she comes home with some fuckin gems, boy!

My most recent was a complete chance encounter traffic stop (not my line of work but he was driving erratically so we had to check it out). Faint smell of marijuana upon approach of the vehicle - so my partner searched, found nothing. I searched, found nothing. He was literally good to go: license checked out, no warrants, have a good night. We walk back to the truck and before we pull off he pops the hood and walks to the front of his car (which was seriously beat up and could have been mistaken for abandoned from the looks of it). So I'm like, "Damn dude, his shit must have broken down. Maybe he needs a jump or something." We walk over and as soon as I get to the front of the car there's a Ziplock freezer bag on top of the battery in plain view...

654 ecstasy pills.

:shock:

by **eldawg51** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:04 am

Ltns! Hopefully you heal up quick man. I think in a short time I'll be getting these guys on the other end when they get out. I just bid on an agent position that opened up about 5 blocks from my house.

by **iwasperdition** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:15 am

lol def not serious ltns

by **BenJamin** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:46 pm

expeallidocious wrote:Haha! Yeah there's a real abundance of "the retards" in our line of work - and her being the only female officer? Holy shit I'm sure she comes home with some fuckin gems, boy!

My most recent was a complete chance encounter traffic stop (not my line of work but he was driving erratically so we had to check it out). Faint smell of marijuana upon approach of the vehicle - so my partner searched, found nothing. I searched, found nothing. He was literally good to go: license checked out, no warrants, have a good night. We walk back to the truck and before we pull off he pops the hood and walks to the front of his car (which was seriously beat up and could have been mistaken for abandoned from the looks of it). So I'm like, "Damn dude, his shit must have broken down. Maybe he needs a jump or something." We walk over and as soon as I get to the front of the car there's a Ziplock freezer bag on top of the battery in plain view...

654 ecstasy pills.

He seriously got out before you guys left...most of the time they will either eat the drug or use it upon being pulled over which is why officers don't find the drug (for those who didn't assume) my wife gets irritated when they do that does more harm then good when that happens

by **WHO** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:49 pm

Sup, didn't play apps much buy I remember you Vaguely.

by **expeallidocious** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:23 pm

eldawg51 wrote:Ltns! Hopefully you heal up quick man. I think in a short time I'll be getting these guys on the other end when they get out. I just bid on an agent position that opened up about 5 blocks from my house.

EL!!! Man it's good to see all you guys!! Haha! It's so funny how this game never ceases with the nostalgia factor...What type of LEO are you looking into? If I remember correctly, weren't you working towards your local S.O. or something to that effect?

And Troy: I should have known but there's literally no telling what I may have said/done to deserve a ban...Just wanted to be sure a heartfelt apology/blowjob wasn't in order :tehfunny:

by **eldawg51** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:28 am

I know man, game has been around for almost 20 years bringing us all back here.

PA State Parole Agent is the official title of the job I applied for. Hoping I get an interview soon.

Good to see around you man!

by **Frost** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:39 am

Welcome back

by **-LanceheaD-** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 12:06 am

watup dude! Welcome back! I know ive seen you around, I just dont remember when but will probably be seeing you on the field.

by **HurleY** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 4:06 am

welcome back