Andy on Tank Deletion

by SW » Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:25 pm

Anyone watch this sublime comedy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqaw6rkiGao

tl;dr: Andy talks about how he's completely justified deleting tanks because the game is in testing phase. If the game was in final release he would "never ever touch anyone's tanks (unless....)" Because testing/final release is so different?

Andy can't even begin to list the number of reasons why he is completely justified.

"Corporations ban users all the time"

His arguments are nicely summed up with this line:
"You know, we can do whatever we want"

Andy (still) feels hurt that his large contributions to uTanks are often ignored by the users.

Andy on working at uTanks:

"I'm tired of hearing about it"

"Honestly I wasn't really paying attention.... I'm like 'OK, whatever, same old nonsense right'."

"It feels like work so it's annoying to do it"

"Until I take the time to go get a proxy list and ban it from tournaments, we can't have effective tournament bans"
> implying finding a proxy list is a difficult or time consuming job

Andy on uTanks success:
"We choose when uTanks is active when uTanks is thriving. We choose. Due to our own efforts. It's not up to anyone else."

"I'm not gonna stop now."

by **987** » Tue May 01, 2012 1:06 am

45 views, not a single fuck was given. let me assist you

by **ELEMENT** » Tue May 01, 2012 1:07 am

Yeah, I mean you're kind of beating the same drum, over and over. We get it man. :tumbleweed:

by **Jaxinc** » Tue May 01, 2012 4:35 am

by **Death acondA** » Tue May 01, 2012 5:09 am

Yea I agree, Andy has always done whatever he wanted but the fact that all the BF's have always been receiving special awards for sticking up for all his dumb mistakes. Andy always uses favoritism, lazyness, and always gives people false hope. If Andy would have gave me my tanks back I still would never play that game again. EVER!. The people who are "acting" like they dont give a fuck are all the battlefield clan members who have received special awards who have stuck by their side for all the pathetic unjustified shit they do. They will never be able to fix the game, the game is ruining. To them it is a business nothing more. As soon as they see there is no profit behind it than they will quit and the battlfeillds will have to go get laid for the first time. Zub wont have anyone else to donate, Sylar with have nothing else to do on photoshop but edit him self with girls because its the only way he will ever be close to one. What you idiots think Andy wont ever get married? or have actual responsibilities? Kevin is a 22 yr. old kid. He has 2 kids, and 3rd on the way. With 3 kids do you think he will have time to fix your faggot glitches while buncha people are still trying to hack the game to ruin it for you happy-go-lucky jew-monkeys? You are all fooled as I once was. You are wasting your time. To damn stupid to see how much Kevandy are playing you stupid fucks. You can pretend all that you want but there is no justification to deleting those tanks and believe it or not that is what has ruined uTanks. Nobody plays anymore, every day 'ssomeone is quiting uTanks. Cool like 20 bfs got SoT's and only 22 have been given out.... Dont you idiots get it? lol :rofl:

by **winter** » Tue May 01, 2012 9:07 am

The only fuck given was from anaconda. Legit thread.

by **Jay** » Tue May 01, 2012 9:11 am

winter wrote:The only fuck given was from anaconda. Legit thread.

This. One of his several AIM accounts reads 'I miss Utanks'.

by **cypj** » Tue May 01, 2012 10:13 am

lold hard at the picture. Took some time to digest it. People playing cards and sipping tea..lol

Main note we all know Anaconda has a love-hate relationship with utanks. Didn't he sing this same tune whenever the game got brought back up in January? As for bf's receiving special awards, we earn them. How many times are you gonna sing that tune along with lol dickriders tho. Tell me how many of your 1,000 hours of play time how many things did you test? Your biggest accomplishment in utanks as far as testing and ideas go was that you annoyed the devs enough into putting in their continue screen after a death.

As for "not playing utanks even if they gave your tanks back", well then stfu. We know you aren't doing all these things for the principle of it.

by **cypj** » Tue May 01, 2012 10:14 am

After further digestion of that picture, is that alen mid-right lol

by **Jake** » Tue May 01, 2012 10:17 am

cypj wrote:After further digestion of that picture, is that alen mid-right lol

Idk, but I'm obviously the one sipping tea.

by **003** » Tue May 01, 2012 2:16 pm

Now I know what Andy looks like :clueless:

. Surprisingly, I actually watched some of that video.

by **Jay** » Tue May 01, 2012 2:28 pm

Jake wrote:
cypj wrote:After further digestion of that picture, is that alen mid-right lol

Idk, but I'm obviously the one sipping tea.

I enjoy a cup now and again myself. I don't drink tea or coffee though. I can see where other countries laugh at us about the tea though. No matter where you go family, friends, meeting, waiting to see somebody its always "Would you like a cup of tea" my response is usually "no thanks I would prefer a stella or fosters" usually resulting in me agreeing to a glass of tap water lol.

Jake we should meet up and drink some tea one time. Maybe we can work as a team to win Josh's money by winning his IRL competition lol.

by **Death acondA** » Tue May 01, 2012 6:31 pm

I enjoy a cup now and again myself. I don't drink tea or coffee though. I can see where other countries laugh at us about the tea though. No matter where you go family, friends, meeting, waiting to see somebody its always "Would you like a cup of tea" my response is usually "no thanks I would prefer a stella or fosters" usually resulting in me agreeing to a glass of tap water lol.

Jake we should meet up and drink some tea one time. Maybe we can work as a team to win Josh's money by winning his IRL competition lol.

rofl what's his name trying to kiss ass to be cool, this is funny coming from the games top laughing stock!! " Hey I am what's his name I want to be popular on tankpit/utanks, whos dick do i got to suck?!?! btw I dont cheat in tourneys (always)).

by **ELEMENT** » Tue May 01, 2012 6:35 pm

Death acondA wrote:
I enjoy a cup now and again myself. I don't drink tea or coffee though. I can see where other countries laugh at us about the tea though. No matter where you go family, friends, meeting, waiting to see somebody its always "Would you like a cup of tea" my response is usually "no thanks I would prefer a stella or fosters" usually resulting in me agreeing to a glass of tap water lol.

Jake we should meet up and drink some tea one time. Maybe we can work as a team to win Josh's money by winning his IRL competition lol.

rofl what's his name trying to kiss ass to be cool, this is funny coming from the games top laughing stock!! " Hey I am what's his name I want to be popular on tankpit/utanks, whos dick do i got to suck?!?! btw I dont cheat in tourneys (always)).

The only one that can't let go of uTanks is you. It's obviously this has cut you deep, as you still haven't quit being a complete cornhusker.

by **Death acondA** » Tue May 01, 2012 6:39 pm

jut want everyone to know kev and andy ruined utanks now nobody plays that shit! you madddddddddddddd

by **Jay** » Tue May 01, 2012 7:31 pm

Death acondA wrote:rofl what's his name trying to kiss ass to be cool, this is funny coming from the games top laughing stock!! " Hey I am what's his name I want to be popular on tankpit/utanks, whos dick do i got to suck?!?! btw I dont cheat in tourneys (always)).

"Trying" ... no, I am cool as fuck, at least compared to you.

"The games top laughing stock!!" .. sorry you already claimed that title. I am happy with my second place.

I will also not be sucking any dick. I can't get close enough because you're on my balls. Get them out of your mouth you dirty wanna be terrorist.

I don't cheat in tourneys. Haven't since I left snakes before xmax. Stop living in the past. You used to be the guy who free killed me, that was a long ass time ago. Stop talking complete bull shit. Do you know how retarded you sound.. That is also funny as hell coming from me the guy who sounds retarded daily.

I don't think anybody is angry with you, or bored of you. Its just funny destroying the last little bit of dignity you have left. Ohhh I can see into the future.. you're about to destroy that also.

I look forward to my family and friends getting facebook messages. Please do it will be funny as hell reading how hard you will try and fail. I've actually been waking up hoping for a phone call off a family member or a friend so I can lmfao about it.

by **Jake** » Tue May 01, 2012 8:07 pm

Death acondA wrote:
I enjoy a cup now and again myself. I don't drink tea or coffee though. I can see where other countries laugh at us about the tea though. No matter where you go family, friends, meeting, waiting to see somebody its always "Would you like a cup of tea" my response is usually "no thanks I would prefer a stella or fosters" usually resulting in me agreeing to a glass of tap water lol.

Jake we should meet up and drink some tea one time. Maybe we can work as a team to win Josh's money by winning his IRL competition lol.

rofl what's his name trying to kiss ass to be cool, this is funny coming from the games top laughing stock!! " Hey I am what's his name I want to be popular on tankpit/utanks, whos dick do i got to suck?!?! btw I dont cheat in tourneys (always)).

by **divinelychaotic** » Tue May 01, 2012 8:55 pm

^ Image didn't show up, so I went to quote your text to copy the link and paste it in a new tab, and ESET blocked it.

by **Jaxinc** » Tue May 01, 2012 11:57 pm

LOL JAKE

by **987** » Wed May 02, 2012 1:26 am

Jake wrote:
Death acondA wrote:
I enjoy a cup now and again myself. I don't drink tea or coffee though. I can see where other countries laugh at us about the tea though. No matter where you go family, friends, meeting, waiting to see somebody its always "Would you like a cup of tea" my response is usually "no thanks I would prefer a stella or fosters" usually resulting in me agreeing to a glass of tap water lol.

Jake we should meet up and drink some tea one time. Maybe we can work as a team to win Josh's money by winning his IRL competition lol.

rofl what's his name trying to kiss ass to be cool, this is funny coming from the games top laughing stock!! " Hey I am what's his name I want to be popular on tankpit/utanks, whos dick do i got to suck?!?! btw I dont cheat in tourneys (always)).

thread win

by **Jay** » Wed May 02, 2012 9:59 am

frog wrote:sodas top 5

I approve of this. Can I join yet dan?

by **tournamentJESUS** » Wed May 02, 2012 2:57 pm

987 wrote:45 views, not a single fuck was given. let me assist you

decent laugh derived from this and the meme up top

+2

by **Jake** » Thu May 03, 2012 6:30 am

divinelychaotic wrote:^ Image didn't show up, so I went to quote your text to copy the link and paste it in a new tab, and ESET blocked it.

Fixed yo.