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FUNNY BIRTHDAYS

Postby Terminator » Thu Oct 04, 2012 7:54 pm

I tried to make this as TP related as i could.

January: I play tankpit with
February: I take raids with
March: I got deactivated by
April: I shot
May: I smoked weed with
June: I killed
July: I pissed on
August: I owned
September: I got decorated with
October: I posted
November: I marathoned around the map dressed like a
December: I spent 500 hours on

choose your birthday
1: A monkey
2: A prostitute
3: A vacuum cleaner
4: Your mom
5: Barney the Dinosaur
6: A dog
7: Santa Claus
8: A transvestite
9: A porn star
10: A condom
11: A bowl of cereal
12: A jew
13: A lesbian
14: A horse
15: An old man
16: A drug dealer
17: A clown
18: Your Grandmother
19: A dildo
20: Michael Jackson
21: A drunk Mexican
22: An egg
23: A piece of shit
24: A robot
25: A Nazi
26: A puppet
27: George Bush
28: A black guy
29: Madonna
30: A cookie jar
31: A fat guy

what color shirt are you wearing right now:
White: Because that's what I am
Black: Because I'm sexy and I know it.
Pink: Because my parents are related
Red: Because I was high
Blue: Because I hate my life
Yellow: Because I'm gay
Gray: Because I am a transvestite
Green: Because I smoked crack
Orange: Because I'm ugly
Brown: Because I'm racist
Squares: Because I got an orgasm
No T-shirt: Because I have a perfect abs
Other: Because I'm single

I'll start

I take raids with micheal Jackson because i hate my life
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Re: FUNNY BIRTHDAYS

Postby BenJamin » Thu Oct 04, 2012 7:57 pm

I got deactivated by a horse because that's what I am.





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Re: FUNNY BIRTHDAYS

Postby silent » Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:08 pm

I owned a cookie jar because I hate my life. :clueless:
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Re: FUNNY BIRTHDAYS

Postby O_J » Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:42 pm

I marathoned around the map dressed like a Nazi because I'm sexy and I know it.


lol...
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Re: FUNNY BIRTHDAYS

Postby silientsnake1124 » Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:58 pm

I pissed on a fat guy because I'm racist.

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Re: FUNNY BIRTHDAYS

Postby Eva » Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:59 pm

What if I don't have a shirt on :shock:
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Re: FUNNY BIRTHDAYS

Postby PRIDE » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:22 pm

Eva wrote:What if I don't have a shirt on :shock:

:shock: :shock: pics obv
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Re: FUNNY BIRTHDAYS

Postby BenJamin » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:27 pm

Eva wrote:What if I don't have a shirt on :shock:

Yes please
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Re: FUNNY BIRTHDAYS

Postby Jordann » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:38 pm

I posted a vacumn cleaner because I'm sexy and I know it

Seems fitting
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Re: FUNNY BIRTHDAYS

Postby MedallioN » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:40 pm

I killed a jew because im a trans
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Re: FUNNY BIRTHDAYS

Postby BuBBa_Gump » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:42 pm

I got pink eye from a stripper because i like it that way.
:evillaugh: how the hell did i get that?
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Postby CoolkylemaC21 » Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:02 pm

I spent 500 hours on Your mom Because im sexy and I know it.

lmao dec,4,1990 blake
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Re: FUNNY BIRTHDAYS

Postby 003 » Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:31 pm

I spent 500 hours on a transvestite because I am a transvestite.

rofl...
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Re: FUNNY BIRTHDAYS

Postby anoguchii » Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:03 pm

I play tankpit with a dildo because I have perfect abs

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Re: FUNNY BIRTHDAYS

Postby winter » Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:10 pm

I marathoned around the map dressed like a transvestite because I am a lesbian.
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Re: FUNNY BIRTHDAYS

Postby piccolo » Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:12 pm

I got deactivated by A horse Because I was high
dang sounds about right :smoke:
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Re: FUNNY BIRTHDAYS

Postby Seven » Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:22 pm

I owned a vacuum cleaner because I am a transvestite
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Re: FUNNY BIRTHDAYS

Postby Eva » Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:14 am

synapse wrote:I play tankpit with a dildo because I have perfect abs

:clueless:


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post #69 awww yis
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Postby weekend_nachos » Fri Oct 05, 2012 6:17 am

i got decorated with a piece of shit because im a transvestite
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Re: FUNNY BIRTHDAYS

Postby eldawg51 » Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:02 am

I marathoned around the map dressed like a dog because I smoked crack.

silientsnake1124 wrote:I pissed on a fat guy because I'm racist. :evil:


Lol'd.


Eva wrote:What if I don't have a shirt on :shock:


synapse wrote:I play tankpit with a dildo because I have perfect abs :clueless:


Eva wrote:
synapse wrote:I play tankpit with a dildo because I have perfect abs :clueless:


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post #69 awww yis


Pointing out the great progression of posts. :laugh:
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Re: FUNNY BIRTHDAYS

Postby anoguchii » Fri Oct 05, 2012 9:14 am

Eva wrote:
synapse wrote:I play tankpit with a dildo because I have perfect abs

:clueless:


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post #69 awww yis


i'll go get the oil and whipped cream

and some fruit because a growing girl needs her nutrients :poker:
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Postby Ms_Lucy » Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:56 am

I spent 500 hours with a fat guy because I smoked crack :clueless:
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Postby knock » Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:02 am

I pissed on A puppet Because I'm sexy and I know it.
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Postby 987 » Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:07 pm

wearing a purple shirt :\
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Postby silent » Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:14 pm

987 wrote:wearing a purple shirt :\


Other: Because I'm single
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Postby HurleY » Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:27 pm

I shot a vaccum cleaner because that's what I am

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Postby megaGOD » Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:31 pm

I owned your mom cuz that's what i am

as expected, wyd

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edit: i just too off my shirt tho....because i have perfect abs, fact.
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Re: FUNNY BIRTHDAYS

Postby TeD-BuNdY » Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:34 pm

October: I posted 17: A clown Black: Because I'm sexy and I know it.


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Re: FUNNY BIRTHDAYS

Postby killer » Sat Oct 06, 2012 9:02 am

itt: attempts at obtaining info for identity theft.


NICE TRY!
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Postby Warrior » Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:04 pm

I shot
Your granmom
Because I'm sexy and I know it.
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