Official Declaration

by **Shazam** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 8:04 pm

These are the minutes from the 1st Utanks congress held in Andy's garage.

Whereas tankpit is one of the shittiest games imaginable

and 95% of the people who post on bfunity are utter retards

and Zenta and Lefty are two of the dumbest individuals to ever exist in the history of mankind

and Hays is a faggot

and me/frog/sylar/zub/katzman are top 5 players of all time

Be it resolved that a state of war exists between the utanks republic and the retards who frequent tankpit,
and all utanks persons who believe in liberty/equality/freedom pledge to free kill/long move/other shit that tankpit players do anyway to drive that shitty game into the ground.

Farewell tankpit players

May God have mercy on your souls (except for Hays, cuz god doesn't even like him lmao)

by **PRIDE** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 8:16 pm

by **winter** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 8:57 pm

Who is this kid?

by **Shazam** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:08 pm

im not a kid

im 12

by **Jordann** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:12 pm

Shazam wrote:
May God have mercy on your souls (except for Hays, cuz god doesn't even like him lmao)

Lolol A+

by **knock** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:50 pm

Welcome back..

by **Zenta** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:08 pm

I quit CORN.

by **killer** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:42 pm

Shazam wrote:im not a kid

im 12

I lold more at this tho

by **Seven** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:46 pm

Shazam i dumped on your mothers chest, came in her ass then had your dad toss her salad.

My declaration... is the shit on her chest.

Your post was tldr, my responce was just in general to you

by **killer** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:47 pm

Shazam owns you stfu ^

by **Shazam** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:54 pm

mfw when the legendary killer posts in my thread

by **CoolkylemaC21** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 11:16 pm

This is my declaration of independence. For my heroic battles and honor medals I've been awarded with the legendary purple heart. :ph:

by **003** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 11:35 pm

lame I thought pavan was gone

by **Seven** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:57 am

killer wrote:Shazam owns you stfu ^

Its pretty hard not to believe you trolls dont go around sucking eachothers dicks. Yah sure do.stick together like your attached ass to dick.

by **killer** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 2:13 am

Seven wrote:
killer wrote:Shazam owns you stfu ^

Its pretty hard not to believe you trolls dont go around sucking eachothers dicks. Yah sure do.stick together like your attached ass to dick.

if we're attached "ass to dick" how the fuck are we going around sucking eachothers dicks, faggot?

by **killer** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 2:14 am

ayo Kmac whaddup pimpin :ph:

by SW » Thu Sep 13, 2012 3:37 am

no u, tanks.

by **lefty** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:55 am

Shazam wrote:These are the minutes from the 1st Utanks congress held in Andy's garage.

Whereas tankpit is one of the shittiest games imaginable

and 95% of the people who post on bfunity are utter retards

and Zenta and Lefty are two of the dumbest individuals to ever exist in the history of mankind

and Hays is a faggot

and me/frog/sylar/zub/katzman are top 5 players of all time

Be it resolved that a state of war exists between the utanks republic and the retards who frequent tankpit,
and all utanks persons who believe in liberty/equality/freedom pledge to free kill/long move/other shit that tankpit players do anyway to drive that shitty game into the ground.

Farewell tankpit players

May God have mercy on your souls (except for Hays, cuz god doesn't even like him lmao)

I'd wager that I'm both more intelligent than you as well as more "street-smart" and capable at working with my hands or mind. You are a fucking piece of shit. Canadian scum. It's the allegiance of canadian faggots who think a shitty speed hack dead tank game is cool because they invested hundreds of hours into it. You all play tankpit too, but mostly in a capacity which involves trying to ruin the game. Yet you can sit there and pretend you are the cool kids. It's obvious to any fucking person on this earth, and even most lesser apes, that you guys are the group of homosexual ass clowns. Do whatever you want man. I still enjoy playing a bit here and there and will continue to do so despite the efforts of faggot ass ninja turtle long movers or whatever else you can come up with. The 5 players you mentioned, - frog who seems to be cool most of the time, are basically the 5 biggest faggots on the forum. All canadian, all nerds, all talk. No muscle, no skill, no fucking balls man. You all probably scream when you see spiders crawling across your floor and squeal for your mommy to come rescue you. Fuck off you worthless puddle of bodily fluid, created when your mom choked on my cock and kinda threw up with my cum in the mix. It went all over the floor and infected a cockroach. Which mutated and stood upright. Look in the mirror mother fucker. I can see your antennae from here.

by **killer** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 7:02 am

SW wrote:no u, tanks.

damn, I can almost feel the burn.

by **stud** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:58 am

lefty wrote:
Shazam wrote:These are the minutes from the 1st Utanks congress held in Andy's garage.

Whereas tankpit is one of the shittiest games imaginable

and 95% of the people who post on bfunity are utter retards

and Zenta and Lefty are two of the dumbest individuals to ever exist in the history of mankind

and Hays is a faggot

and me/frog/sylar/zub/katzman are top 5 players of all time

Be it resolved that a state of war exists between the utanks republic and the retards who frequent tankpit,
and all utanks persons who believe in liberty/equality/freedom pledge to free kill/long move/other shit that tankpit players do anyway to drive that shitty game into the ground.

Farewell tankpit players

May God have mercy on your souls (except for Hays, cuz god doesn't even like him lmao)

I'd wager that I'm both more intelligent than you as well as more "street-smart" and capable at working with my hands or mind. You are a fucking piece of shit. Canadian scum. It's the allegiance of canadian faggots who think a shitty speed hack dead tank game is cool because they invested hundreds of hours into it. You all play tankpit too, but mostly in a capacity which involves trying to ruin the game. Yet you can sit there and pretend you are the cool kids. It's obvious to any fucking person on this earth, and even most lesser apes, that you guys are the group of homosexual ass clowns. Do whatever you want man. I still enjoy playing a bit here and there and will continue to do so despite the efforts of faggot ass ninja turtle long movers or whatever else you can come up with. The 5 players you mentioned, - frog who seems to be cool most of the time, are basically the 5 biggest faggots on the forum. All canadian, all nerds, all talk. No muscle, no skill, no fucking balls man. You all probably scream when you see spiders crawling across your floor and squeal for your mommy to come rescue you. Fuck off you worthless puddle of bodily fluid, created when your mom choked on my cock and kinda threw up with my cum in the mix. It went all over the floor and infected a cockroach. Which mutated and stood upright. Look in the mirror mother fucker. I can see your antennae from here.

He mad

by **savin** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:01 am

this escalated fast..

by **TeD-BuNdY** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:18 am

Im so confused. Yo Stud Muffin. I hear disturbing things about you good sir.

by **Seven** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:27 am

killer wrote:
Seven wrote:
killer wrote:Shazam owns you stfu ^

Its pretty hard not to believe you trolls dont go around sucking eachothers dicks. Yah sure do.stick together like your attached ass to dick.

if we're attached "ass to dick" how the fuck are we going around sucking eachothers dicks, faggot?

Who said you where attached genius, i used the word "like" meaning its as if you are atached ass to dick, not you are attached ass to dick.. you cant get that lucky to have your dick in his ass all the time.