Awards As Represented by Your Sexual/relationship Endeavors

by **TeD-BuNdY** » Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:55 am

I have done this as well, except it wasn't her period that started she was a virgin and i popped her cherry eating/fingering her. Ask how pissed I was son go ahead and ask.

by **TeD-BuNdY** » Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:58 am

TeD-BuNdY wrote::star3:

So the heroic, something a little nastier then poo dick.. Would a chick being so drunk she started pissing while fucking her be acceptable?

by **Zenta** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 1:07 am

by **HurleY** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 1:55 am

Zenta wrote:

SW told you to post his for him?

by **zubby** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 2:20 am

SW wrote:Sexiest awards as usual.

no i think he was serious with this post ^

by **HurleY** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 5:31 am

Would be some twisted shit if SW is a sex addict irl.

:star3:

^SW's actual set

by **Zenta** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 5:36 pm

Lol nah I dated a stripper for a few months, I have a pretty nice assortment of awards id guess

:star3:

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the 3 some wasnt full blown, it was 2 lesbians, they didnt let me fuck them but we was all naked n 69 dike type activity, best night of sexual activity ever none the less for me

by **shermanfrombf** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:04 pm

Zenta wrote:* the 3 some wasnt full blown, it was 2 lesbians, they didnt let me fuck them but we was all naked n 69 dike type activity, best night of sexual activity ever none the less for me

so what you're sayng is, your best night of sex ever was the night you didnt even get to have sex and only got to watch?

by **CoolkylemaC21** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:23 pm

by **winter** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:42 pm

Anyone claiming a gold tank, I'm a little slow to believing it. It seems almost all of us are in our 20's, and that's not a whole lot of time unless you are completely whoring yourself out (which is a possibility).

by **CoolkylemaC21** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 7:40 pm

SW is addicted to porn, and no longer can be with a real girl... :shrug:

by **Zenta** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:57 pm

shermanfrombf wrote:
Zenta wrote:* the 3 some wasnt full blown, it was 2 lesbians, they didnt let me fuck them but we was all naked n 69 dike type activity, best night of sexual activity ever none the less for me

so what you're sayng is, your best night of sex ever was the night you didnt even get to have sex and only got to watch?

Have you ever been with 2+ girls at once? I still got a blow job, I dont even care about penetration id rather get the neck; especially when two girls are down for giving me head at the same time and then some. Hell yes. And I fucked daily for almost a year.

by **Terminator** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 9:07 pm

Either I am way to simple and you guys make freaky shit the norm, or you guys add a bit to everything lol. Maybe I am a simpleton, remember guys, especially you gold tankers, sexual diseases are not like pokemon, you're not meant to catch em all'

by **HurleY** » Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:15 am

winter wrote:Anyone claiming a gold tank, I'm a little slow to believing it. It seems almost all of us are in our 20's, and that's not a whole lot of time unless you are completely whoring yourself out (which is a possibility).

All you need to do is kiss a chick for it to count. That number for me would have to be guestimated at around 70-80. I have never been in a relationship for longer then a month. I imagine that being different though because I'm not the same person I was 4-5 years ago when I did the majority of my whoring as you would say. I'm looking for something more then a hit n run these days.

by **weekend_nachos** » Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:38 am

HurleY wrote:
winter wrote:Anyone claiming a gold tank, I'm a little slow to believing it. It seems almost all of us are in our 20's, and that's not a whole lot of time unless you are completely whoring yourself out (which is a possibility).

All you need to do is kiss a chick for it to count. That number for me would have to be guestimated at around 70-80. I have never been in a relationship for longer then a month. I imagine that being different though because I'm not the same person I was 4-5 years ago when I did the majority of my whoring as you would say. I'm looking for something more then a hit n run these days.

Ah yeah i forgot i said kissing and hooking up counts haha. i based my silver tank off of how many girls ive had sex with, 15 shy of a gold for that alone.... if im counting hookups ive definitely got gold tank. editing award now.

by **TeD-BuNdY** » Wed Sep 05, 2012 4:25 am

winter wrote:Anyone claiming a gold tank, I'm a little slow to believing it. It seems almost all of us are in our 20's, and that's not a whole lot of time unless you are completely whoring yourself out (which is a possibility).

Just about 24 years old 5 years in the military and singapore always had buy 2 get 1 free deal going on for 120 bucks

by **invazn** » Wed Sep 05, 2012 5:49 pm

winter wrote:Anyone claiming a gold tank, I'm a little slow to believing it. It seems almost all of us are in our 20's, and that's not a whole lot of time unless you are completely whoring yourself out (which is a possibility).

Kissing counts.

by **winter** » Wed Sep 05, 2012 5:53 pm

Oh, maybe if I knew how to read...

Add a bronze tank to this guy then.

by **Baha** » Thu Sep 06, 2012 3:18 pm

invazn wrote:
winter wrote:Anyone claiming a gold tank, I'm a little slow to believing it. It seems almost all of us are in our 20's, and that's not a whole lot of time unless you are completely whoring yourself out (which is a possibility).

Kissing counts.

oh kissing counts? wtf....

i thought it was like girls that you actually took time to hook up with.... welp

:goldtank:

by **Trunks** » Thu Sep 06, 2012 4:35 pm

kissing shouldnt count at all, thats something that happens on a regular basis and has no merit

by **Baha** » Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:42 pm

Ya wtf kissing is so 8th grade. I'd have an onyx by now if that was an option

by **Envy** » Fri Sep 07, 2012 12:31 pm

by **piccolo** » Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:52 pm

so i been with 12 girls been puked on after girl got me off was with my little boys mother for about 2 and half years i never cheated or made up lies for sex and i obviously didnt wrap up since i had a little boy so no dot for me had a 3 some after my little boys mother died had sex in the high school i went to during a school day plenty of 1 night stands since my boys mom passed on lightbulb for my lil boy and s carto cause i have had sex with black and white girls

by **HurleY** » Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:19 pm

damn pic sorry about your babys momma. looks like you moved on n im sure thats what she would want for you bro

and :lol:

sex in school while classes are in session :bowrofl:

by **invazn** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 5:55 pm

piccolo wrote::star3:
so i been with 12 girls been puked on after girl got me off was with my little boys mother for about 2 and half years i never cheated or made up lies for sex and i obviously didnt wrap up since i had a little boy so no dot for me had a 3 some after my little boys mother died had sex in the high school i went to during a school day plenty of 1 night stands since my boys mom passed on lightbulb for my lil boy and s carto cause i have had sex with black and white girls

Holy punctuation marks, Batman. :shock:

by **TeD-BuNdY** » Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:50 pm

invazn wrote:
piccolo wrote::star3:
so i been with 12 girls been puked on after girl got me off was with my little boys mother for about 2 and half years i never cheated or made up lies for sex and i obviously didnt wrap up since i had a little boy so no dot for me had a 3 some after my little boys mother died had sex in the high school i went to during a school day plenty of 1 night stands since my boys mom passed on lightbulb for my lil boy and s carto cause i have had sex with black and white girls

Holy punctuation marks, Batman.

Piccolo is not DC Comics

by **savin** » Sun Sep 09, 2012 1:22 am

kissing counts? thats just sad

by **weekend_nachos** » Sun Sep 09, 2012 1:35 am

savin wrote:kissing counts? thats just sad

by **HurleY** » Sun Sep 09, 2012 3:03 pm

You guys act like walking up to a random bitch and making out is a given. It takes SOME effort to hook up in any way, therefore kissing deserves credit.

by **Trunks** » Sun Sep 09, 2012 3:15 pm

HurleY wrote:You guys act like walking up to a random bitch and making out is a given. It takes SOME effort to hook up in any way, therefore kissing deserves credit.

yes, it is.
and later that day no fucks were given