3.25.12 - Apps - 1hr

by **weekend_nachos** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 4:52 pm

14 minute fill. got to liut, ran out of duals, 25 ers and 5,000 screens later maybe like 4 boxes of eq. quit out cause there was no point anymore.

fuck that shit.

by **X-HayS-X** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 4:57 pm

Fucking gay, that is all. Dry as fuck and not to count weekend takes all my eq ;)

by **Hunter** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:03 pm

FKS Perf-1 got all fks again as usual. Fun to watch lol idk about 2nd and 3rd. That apple guy is fast a fuck tho :)

by **Hunter** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:04 pm

FKS Perf-1 got all fks again as usual. Fun to watch lol idk about 2nd and 3rd. That apple guy is fast a fuck tho :)

by **Devil-Spawn** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:04 pm

Hunter wrote:FKS Perf-1 got all fks again as usual. Fun to watch lol idk about 2nd and 3rd. That apple guy is fast a fuck tho :)

agreed, too bad Silicon didnt win, he deserved it, congrats to sean for winning again with freebs all game. IM sure u have an essay with step by step info on how u played.

by **Sidney** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:05 pm

Came in on a ferry, filled in 5, fought in the water until lieut. Started to get some blues gathering to shoot me so I moved to land. Killed a orange serg that quit low. Ran out of ERs, kept barely getting enough fuel to move, can't believe I lived. Killed RED DAWN when we were fighting 1v1, got enough eq to keep fighting. Sean passed me at the end. I really hate apps.

by **KILLER12** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:06 pm

hats off to u silicon for the depo <3

by **Sidney** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:07 pm

Explain?

by **Shazam** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:12 pm

You took a fk from Red Dawn lol

by **003** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:13 pm

Tournies are dumb. I got stuck insufficient as a recruit on cuba so i just watched parts of the rest of the tourny. :eating:

Lots of fk's as usual.. Congratz Silicon. Shoulda had gold. Sean col? :roll:

by **X-HayS-X** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:15 pm

lol Red Dawn didn't have eq. I can post the convo in our aim blast
Hunter 4:55 pm
perf one is in the water BR

Hunter 4:56 pm
getr red dawn
hes no EQ

Andrew Hays 4:58 pm
one of you better cup

lol so sureee.

by **Devil-Spawn** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:16 pm

i wont lie, i gave u the kill bro, the only mistake i did was give it to u too early tho, becuz i knew the grocery bagger was gonna get 1 of his friends to die to him, just like always, anyway, congrats you deserved the gold not fagger987.

by **987** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:16 pm

Hunter wrote:FKS Perf-1 got all fks again as usual. Fun to watch lol idk about 2nd and 3rd. That apple guy is fast a fuck tho :)

lol, hold on lemme light up before i get started on this short bus riding queer mother fucker

alright then.

first kill - psychopath in a 4v1 (out-teled everyone, ez)
second kill - tugg boat in a 2v1 (got 11 homers and nothing else from him)
third kill - bloodshed at the end driving around insufficient bottom mid (got 0 shields from him)

meanwhile i know for a fact that your queer little element team was trying to mob me in the last 3-4 mins after silicon made major (pathetic), and i bet TS was in on it too since it was you, RED DAWN (who fked down to try and screw me), the blue guest who the elements killed roughly 15 teams (equip or rank fks? idk, wasn't there but lol'd) and at least 1 other dude i can't recall

lol'd @ pavan and frog blocking the ferries, that shit was cash. fucking love dry apps tournaments because this community is full of retards who only play the wet maps and can't do jack shit in a water map (except for fake for 75% of the tournament and lose, but whatever)

anyway, stay small/angry faggots

e/ by the way, thats legit kills number 6, 7, and 8 out of about 25-30 total. the one time i don't get stuck at lieutenant or benefit from a die down, i actually make colonel. probably the first legit colonel in tankpit, but who the fuck knows. anything is possible in this shitshow

by **Jay** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:18 pm

sean got die downs I am assuming. but w.e gj shooting singles most of the tourn.

<-- applesAPPLESapples killed a serg (purp guy) with like 4-5 people on him. Decided to use rocks and fill on the left side but people kept coming to shot me and block my shots because FUNKorDIE landed on one of my rocks and went insufficent so that was lucky as hell or purposly done.

I lost connection while looking for fuel I still had 70+ shields if people want to say it was a quit low. When I came back in it put me somewhere else on the map so it must of been mined where I left. Just got to major with minimal pp.

Silcone you could of 1v1 me instead of 007 it seemed you guys would get in the way of my shots and move far to much so I just went to land because it was annoying. GJ on cup though.

by **003** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:19 pm

Oh and 007 got screwed. I think he was top pph but i dont't even think he made capt till near the end.

by **tournamentJESUS** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:26 pm

Devil-Spawn wrote:i wont lie, i gave u the kill bro, the only mistake i did was give it to u too early tho, becuz i knew the grocery bagger was gonna get 1 of his friends to die to him, just like always, anyway, congrats you deserved the gold not fagger987.

so you're the one who fk'd silicon and fucked me out of a cup

was either 1-2 in points depending on where sean was. hit capt really late after spending a fuckload of time waiting for john deere and el poderoso to come back in with insufficient. finally sniped john deere with about 7 to go. was second at this point after sean's major, and then left with about 5 to go since i had no chance to make major and silicon and apple had already gotten their free kills.

14 minute fill, fought in the atlantic until 27 just to avoid the blue clusterfuck mob. i actually trapped one of the wikids on an island and he was one shot from dying as he drove around with shields on, and then silicon deposits to this kid just so i dont kill him.

:tehfunny:

these kids are getting so fucking creative nowadays with the faggoty tactics. and you fellas need to quit doing that shit where you come in with an entire team and see if one of you can accidentally win a cup by mobbing the fuck out of the entire map. you only have a 17% chance of cupping this way.

:laugh:

by **Sidney** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:28 pm

987 wrote:
Hunter wrote:FKS Perf-1 got all fks again as usual. Fun to watch lol idk about 2nd and 3rd. That apple guy is fast a fuck tho :)

lol, hold on lemme light up before i get started on this short bus riding queer mother fucker

alright then.

first kill - psychopath in a 4v1 (out-teled everyone, ez)
second kill - tugg boat in a 2v1 (got 11 homers and nothing else from him)
third kill - bloodshed at the end driving around insufficient bottom mid (got 0 shields from him)

meanwhile i know for a fact that your queer little element team was trying to mob me in the last 3-4 mins after silicon made major (pathetic), and i bet TS was in on it too since it was you, RED DAWN (who fked down to try and screw me), the blue guest who the elements killed roughly 15 teams (equip or rank fks? idk, wasn't there but lol'd) and at least 1 other dude i can't recall

lol'd @ pavan and frog blocking the ferries, that shit was cash. fucking love dry apps tournaments because this community is full of retards who only play the wet maps and can't do jack shit in a water map (except for fake for 75% of the tournament and lose, but whatever)

anyway, stay small/angry faggots

Wow. I'm just going to "lol" for right now and explain where you're wrong. Three Elements can't possibly mob and the only time I ever attacked you was by myself while you were on your ferry. And if you were ever getting "mobbed" in the last 3-4 minutes, I'm sure you were fine on your ferry. I never killed a blue guest nor did I see one dying repeatedly, maybe your game was glitched and you were seeing other blue tanks as guests. I made major from someone I had no idea was going to die (I know you've received the same thing in tournies before, its tough to avoid the kill and I've never blamed anyone for it). I "fked" in the water for maybe 10-15 minutes, about as long as you were on yours at the end. And why does it matter if someone uses a ferry? Its on the map and part of the game. I had top pph (or right behind 007?) cause I kept shield fighting on land after making lieut. I never questioned your kills or the way you won your cup, why are you being such a douche about mine?

by **tournamentJESUS** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:30 pm

987 wrote: probably the first legit colonel in tankpit

2nd* legit. i played flawlessly in that 1hr desert a week ago, and made colonel with about 12 minutes to go lmao. i might have had points for general. my chances of hitting colonel were so fucking slim, because i got all my kills on homers in clusterfucks of about 6-7 people.

:tehfunny:

edit: i just checked the results for that 1hr desert and that shit shows me as #1 major, even though i made colonel and have the double star when i enter regular maps. i like to refer to these retarded malfunctions as the tankpit syndrome. iso dot.

by **weekend_nachos** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:31 pm

X-HayS-X wrote:Fucking gay, that is all. Dry as fuck and not to count weekend takes all my eq ;)

i took 2 boxes and then that orange corporal. i felt bad about the boxes cause i radared them and then you came on screen right after i took it. had no idea haha.

the orange corporal i needed more than you so i dont feel that bad on that one. haha

regardless that tourney sucked, i usually have a decent time in apps.

shit was dryer than a witches cunt.

by **Sidney** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:32 pm

tournamentJESUS wrote:14 minute fill, fought in the atlantic until 27 just to avoid the blue clusterfuck mob. i actually trapped one of the wikids on an island and he was one shot from dying as he drove around with shields on, and then silicon deposits to this kid just so i dont kill him.

these kids are getting so fucking creative nowadays with the faggoty tactics. and you fellas need to quit doing that shit where you come in with an entire team and see if one of you can accidentally win a cup by mobbing the fuck out of the entire map. you only have a 17% chance of cupping this way.

He was asking for fuel so I gave him some, same color you see? :shock:

No team mobbed the map. What's with this mob talk? There were only like 3 members of the same team in (AoW and Elements) and I never saw any of them attacking the same tank except for maybe two AoWs.

by **weekend_nachos** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:33 pm

987 wrote:probably the first legit colonel in tankpit, but who the fuck knows. anything is possible in this shitshow

not that im bragging but ill easily put money down i was the first legit colonel in that castles tourney.

by **987** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:35 pm

Sidney wrote:
987 wrote:
Hunter wrote:FKS Perf-1 got all fks again as usual. Fun to watch lol idk about 2nd and 3rd. That apple guy is fast a fuck tho :)

lol, hold on lemme light up before i get started on this short bus riding queer mother fucker

alright then.

first kill - psychopath in a 4v1 (out-teled everyone, ez)
second kill - tugg boat in a 2v1 (got 11 homers and nothing else from him)
third kill - bloodshed at the end driving around insufficient bottom mid (got 0 shields from him)

meanwhile i know for a fact that your queer little element team was trying to mob me in the last 3-4 mins after silicon made major (pathetic), and i bet TS was in on it too since it was you, RED DAWN (who fked down to try and screw me), the blue guest who the elements killed roughly 15 teams (equip or rank fks? idk, wasn't there but lol'd) and at least 1 other dude i can't recall

lol'd @ pavan and frog blocking the ferries, that shit was cash. fucking love dry apps tournaments because this community is full of retards who only play the wet maps and can't do jack shit in a water map (except for fake for 75% of the tournament and lose, but whatever)

anyway, stay small/angry faggots

Wow. I'm just going to "lol" for right now and explain where you're wrong. Three Elements can't possibly mob and the only time I ever attacked you was by myself while you were on your ferry. And if you were ever getting "mobbed" in the last 3-4 minutes, I'm sure you were fine on your ferry. I never killed a blue guest nor did I see one dying repeatedly, maybe your game was glitched and you were seeing other blue tanks as guests. I made major from someone I had no idea was going to die (I know you've received the same thing in tournies before, its tough to avoid the kill and I've never blamed anyone for it). I "fked" in the water for maybe 10-15 minutes, about as long as you were on yours at the end. And why does it matter if someone uses a ferry? Its on the map and part of the game. I had top pph (or right behind 007?) cause I kept shield fighting on land after making lieut. I never questioned your kills or the way you won your cup, why are you being such a douche about mine?

i'm not coming at you, you played pretty well from what i could see. i was actually on the ferry with no ers just radaring fuel (see: only competent purple in the game) and dropping obbies near cans. i got off after getting to 90 42 90 90 0 with 4 minutes left to try and make colonel, and as soon as i get off i have hunter, the guest, ds, etc all on me. you were not there though, but i find it interesting that the same blue guest that died repeatedly to the elements was sitting there trying to help kill me at the end.

the only knock i could possibly have on your style in that tournament was that i know the elements were on aim coordinating, and i can't really know if you benefited from that (or were even online).

Hunter 5:49 pm
guive fjs'
fks
give fks to everyone!
dont let perfection 1 win
omfgofmgfogmf
hes a douche bag
and randomly ranked to major instantly?

like he does every tournament?

Hunter 5:53 pm
get john deer
kill john if he in
hje just died
carbon silco
get fucking joh deere!

hes orange lt jsut died
get him
you need this

Hunter 5:55 pm
perf one is in the water BR
getr red dawn
hes no EQ

any questions?

by **tournamentJESUS** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:37 pm

weekend_nachos wrote:
987 wrote:probably the first legit colonel in tankpit, but who the fuck knows. anything is possible in this shitshow

not that im bragging but ill easily put money down i was the first legit colonel in that castles tourney.

if you're not me, sean, or knock knock, there is a very good chance that you weren't legit.

by **Sidney** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:41 pm

987 wrote:
i'm not coming at you, you played pretty well from what i could see. i was actually on the ferry with no ers just radaring fuel (see: only competent purple in the game) and dropping obbies near cans. i got off after getting to 90 42 90 90 0 with 4 minutes left to try and make colonel, and as soon as i get off i have hunter, the guest, ds, etc all on me. you were not there though, but i find it interesting that the same blue guest that died repeatedly to the elements was sitting there trying to help kill me at the end.

the only knock i could possibly have on your style in that tournament was that i know the elements were on aim coordinating, and i can't really know if you benefited from that (or were even online).

Hunter 5:49 pm
guive fjs'
fks
give fks to everyone!
dont let perfection 1 win
omfgofmgfogmf
hes a douche bag
and randomly ranked to major instantly?

like he does every tournament?

Hunter 5:53 pm
get john deer
kill john if he in
hje just died
carbon silco
get fucking joh deere!

hes orange lt jsut died
get him
you need this

Hunter 5:55 pm
perf one is in the water BR
getr red dawn
hes no EQ

any questions?

Ahh I gotcha. Yea I was on the other of the map trying to stay alive when you came off the ferry. And I can't speak on the blue guest cause I never saw any of that nor ever killed a blue guest. I was indeed online but in a different browser and Away. I prefer no distraction when playing a tournament. So I never saw any of the blast chat aforementioned until after the tournament ended. Congrats on your gold while playing the minority color.

by **Jay** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:43 pm

tournamentJESUS wrote:
weekend_nachos wrote:
987 wrote:probably the first legit colonel in tankpit, but who the fuck knows. anything is possible in this shitshow

not that im bragging but ill easily put money down i was the first legit colonel in that castles tourney.

if you're not me, sean, or knock knock, there is a very good chance that you weren't legit.

You honestly have no idea what your talking about. Everybody gets pissed when they loose and makes shit up to make them feel better. There are a lot less fks than people suspect. I have been fucked by die downs not sure if you should class them as fks or not, they certainly are if somebody does it to a friend.

by **weekend_nachos** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:44 pm

tournamentJESUS wrote:
weekend_nachos wrote:
987 wrote:probably the first legit colonel in tankpit, but who the fuck knows. anything is possible in this shitshow

not that im bragging but ill easily put money down i was the first legit colonel in that castles tourney.

if you're not me, sean, or knock knock, there is a very good chance that you weren't legit.

i really dont give a fuck what you have to say. none of my kills were die downs or free kills. peace.

by **987** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:57 pm

lol at hunter evacuating from the forum as soon as i posted his chat

scrub

by **Shazam** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 6:11 pm

fun tourny

by **tournamentJESUS** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 6:23 pm

2hr deep six was the shit.

obstacle use strategy came into effect in those. i won a fuckload of deep six tournaments in the previous game and i would say it was probably the map that tested one's abilities the most.

by **wardizzle** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 6:41 pm

lol pavan.

I just gave up after going 60-60-60-60-0 for 15 minutes.

Oh well. Luck wasn't on my side this time, I guess.